is wine microwaveable?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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