And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
the raccoons are back...
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