i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
