i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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