Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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