no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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