Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I cut my penus on the lid.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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