This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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