U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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