So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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