Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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