Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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