I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
