She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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