I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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