I only kidnapped one of them. chill
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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