Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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