Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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