idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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