i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
We had sex on a dog bed..
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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