11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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