Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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