You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
