It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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