the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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