There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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