A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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