1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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