Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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