Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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