Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I still have a little drunk in my system
pray to the hookup gods
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
