I am puke
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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