Just fell off a train. Bad.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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