You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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