he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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