She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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