would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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