toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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