bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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