Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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