i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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