turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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