I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
