Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
This is the high leading the old right now
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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