Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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