I puked a lego.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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