But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Found the puke drawer
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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