I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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