I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Four minutes until I can fart!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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