So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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