Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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