You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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