All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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