is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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