i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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