Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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