You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Im part way to drunk.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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